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The Artist

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

"You're welcome."

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Cat eats date.

Mermaid Art

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

Warhol Exhibit

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Thank you for deferring your response.

'Hey, I used that model once!'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"And yet, I too am a still life."

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

Escaping a desert island

'He's a pioneer in self-vandalism.'