Meta Art Fans Gifts

The Artist

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

"You're welcome."

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Cat eats date.

Mermaid Art

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Thank you for deferring your response.

The iPad Players

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

'Hey, I used that model once!'

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

Warhol Exhibit

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

'He's a pioneer in self-vandalism.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate. I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate.

Escaping a desert island