Messy Reader Pillows

'So, the paper's a little messed-up after I've been reading it ... big deal!'

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

'Good book?'

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

Louse and garden...

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Gigolo Diary

Misery lit...

Man reading in lamp

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

Older cousin press

Law Books

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"And I'm telling YOU it looks exactly like the picture. See?"

Impractical Gardener.

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

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