Messy Reader Prints

'So, the paper's a little messed-up after I've been reading it ... big deal!'

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

'Good book?'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Misery lit...

Gigolo Diary

Louse and garden...

Man reading in lamp

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

Older cousin press

Law Books

Impractical Gardener.

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"And I'm telling YOU it looks exactly like the picture. See?"

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

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