Messy Project Master T-Shirts

'Quick, press control Z!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Martha Stewart at Home.

'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'

The Creative Process

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'

I'm sure it's here somewhere!

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

"Inspiration"

"You're the only man I know who can clean a filthy cooker with two slices of bread."

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

"Your room isn't a rubbish tip! go and mess it up now!!"

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

Following through!

'I'm waiting until someone develops a Weapon of Mess Destruction.'

'More dirt=more bubbles!'

Wait...who's she talking to?