Messy Project Master Pillows

'Quick, press control Z!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"But this way I know where everything is."

'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'

'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

The Creative Process

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

I'm sure it's here somewhere!

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

"Inspiration"

"You're the only man I know who can clean a filthy cooker with two slices of bread."

'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

"Your room isn't a rubbish tip! go and mess it up now!!"

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

Following through!

'I'm waiting until someone develops a Weapon of Mess Destruction.'

'I'm not untidy! I know where I have to look for the things I need! My socks are under the livingroom table, my underpants are behind the couch, the shoes are in the bathroom...'

Kneaded Eraser

Wait...who's she talking to?