Messy Master Pillows

'More dirt=more bubbles!'

'I'm not untidy! I know where I have to look for the things I need! My socks are under the livingroom table, my underpants are behind the couch, the shoes are in the bathroom...'

Face painting.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'Quick, press control Z!'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Happy now?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Untidy bedroom

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

Martha Stewart at Home.