Messy Munchkin Parents Pillows

I am to blame.

The No No No's

Double Bass

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Where's your nose?"

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"Geese fly in a V, son--attorneys fly in a wedge."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'Monster mobiles.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'Congratulations! It's an omelette!'

"I'll explain later."

'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

'Excuuuse me! Please don't touch my Father!'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

Boho Bribes