Messy Munchkin Parents Prints

I am to blame.

The No No No's

Double Bass

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

"Where's your nose?"

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

"Geese fly in a V, son--attorneys fly in a wedge."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'Monster mobiles.'

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

"I'll explain later."

'Congratulations! It's an omelette!'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'Excuuuse me! Please don't touch my Father!'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'