Messy Marvin T-Shirts

"You said it was OK to make our office more like home. Well, this is how I live at home."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

'Damn sea monkeys.'

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"Wet wipe?"

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"Surprise, mom! We made you breakfast on bed."

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

The Island of Misfit Pants

All's well that ends well

"How is the new hearing aid?"

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

"Hey—nice place!"

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

'Don't touch - it's still wet.'

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."

'The bath didn't work.'

The Artist

Fisherman seeks help.