Messy Maestros Prints

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Boy on street corner holding placard which says 'Unable to tidy my room'.

'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Home Schooling'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'Quick, press control Z!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Oops.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Pregnancy and Laptops

'Think Basics.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Requiem

"But this way I know where everything is."

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'They canceled school today -- the teacher couldn't find her hand puppets.'

"Our next online purchase will be a commercial trash compactor."

The perils of working from home

'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'

"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

A teacher sits in front of a blackboard that advertises various school subjects as being for sale.

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

"Your room isn't a rubbish tip! go and mess it up now!!"

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

Finally a TV set small enough so that scientists need not miss their shows if they have to go back to the lab during prime time.

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

Baby playing a piano in it's pram