Mischief Maestros Prints

"Hey feet off the table"

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

Dogs life

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

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'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Two children play with a pedal bin