Messy Maestros Mugs

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

... And then accountability reared its ugly head!

Boy on street corner holding placard which says 'Unable to tidy my room'.

'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Home Schooling'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'Quick, press control Z!'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Oops.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Pregnancy and Laptops

'Think Basics.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"But this way I know where everything is."

Martha Stewart at Home.

Requiem

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

"Our next online purchase will be a commercial trash compactor."

'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'

'They canceled school today -- the teacher couldn't find her hand puppets.'

The perils of working from home

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

A teacher sits in front of a blackboard that advertises various school subjects as being for sale.

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

Baby playing a piano in it's pram

Finally a TV set small enough so that scientists need not miss their shows if they have to go back to the lab during prime time.