Messy Divorce Pillows

'This is the third year in a row I'm being audited. Might this have something to do with the fact that I'm your ex-husband?'

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

"My ex weighs at least 5 lbs and is 23 inches. He usually hangs around the old dock, and prefers worms. Remember, you didn't hear it from me..."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Well, if being married isn't grounds for divorce, I'd like to know what is"

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

"And should you get divorced, promise you won't sue me."

"My ex wife is a heart surgeon. . . she ripped my heart out!"

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"I've taken the liberty of adding eight thousand dollars to your check so that, while you're stunned with disbelief, I can bang your wife."

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

"I see great wealth for your lawyer, ex wife and doctor"

Outside the Divorce Court.

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

"It's a 'get worse soon card' from your ex wife."

"Honey, you've forgotten your grief case."

"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in your prenuptial agreement clearly states ... '

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

THE EX-FILES, 'It's about people who have trouble with their former spouses.'

'My wife left me, but the good news is I get to keep the igloo...'

'Breaking news. . . I've just found out my wife has left me.'

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

Relate

"Lover’s leap" "Wife toss"

Revenge pawn

'My husband is becoming suspicious.'

'Harland, we want a divorce.'

Betty's Ex, Ray, Glasses.

First straw, last straw and the ones inbetween.

Congratulations on your Divorce

How can I divorce my wife? Sue her for incompatibility. I would if I could catch her at it!