Messy Car Manager T-Shirts

Messy Car

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'...and this is the Mess.'

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

Happy Birthday MUM!

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

"My kid gives new meaning to the term 'deep pile carpet'."

What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

A daily routine gives you the advantage of knowing what to expect tomorrow.

"Well, I live in a pigsty, so, unlike you, I don't really notice much change when my kids become teenagers..."

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

'It should be changed every 3000 miles? Better change it three times, then.'

Microbe manager.

"Your German spark plugs won't work in your mini cooper because of Brexit."