Messy Car Manager Prints

Messy Car

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'...and this is the Mess.'

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

Happy Birthday MUM!

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

"My kid gives new meaning to the term 'deep pile carpet'."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

A daily routine gives you the advantage of knowing what to expect tomorrow.

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

"Well, I live in a pigsty, so, unlike you, I don't really notice much change when my kids become teenagers..."

'It should be changed every 3000 miles? Better change it three times, then.'

Microbe manager.

"Your German spark plugs won't work in your mini cooper because of Brexit."

"Wait, you've never tried destroying a sofa?!" "Dude, it's so much fun, and harmless." "You've tried catnip, right? Oh, but tons! You have to!" "Cat peer pressure"