Message Decoder T-Shirts

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

"Hey, got your message. Just wanted to let you know you spelled 'desperately' wrong."

"This is my voice mail."

Text/Subtext Message

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Boy, am I tired. I was up all night reading the refrigerator.'

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

Signage

Barks in code.

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

DIY horror.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

Information vs. confusion

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

'I'll be right with you. I need to check my messages.'

'Baby and Child Care Guidelines'

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

Russian Missiles Incognito

Marooned Optometrist

"I would be bilingual if you were bilingual!"

"This way, the humans get the message."

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

"If we could decipher their language we'd have a clue to their intelligence levels."

'have you ever taken a good look at your paycheck stub? There's one area for what we get and ten different areas for what somebody else gets.'

'This is our conference room modeled after the United Nations so we can understand what our tech support people are saying.'

'I love the message, but the art leaves me cold blooded!'

'His paintings always have a message.'