Meringue Monster Hunter T-Shirts

It was a magical sugar-filled childhood on the island. Every day Timmy would grab his trusty spoon and go out hunting meringue-Outangs.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Viking Loch Ness

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Cometh the Cow!

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Scientist seen on loch.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Alphabet soup

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Sea Monster

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

"Papi, I heard something!"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'No you can't keep it!'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"