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"All this talk of monsters in the closet has me worried now."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Rap music

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Viking Loch Ness

Super Student

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Cometh the Cow!

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Space wants to kill you."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Sea Monster

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Long-legged clown...

Pranking Zombies

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

"Papi, I heard something!"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"