Merger Mastermind T-Shirts

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'You're the reason I can't charge anything for goodwill when I sell the business.'

"Send in the press, we've completed the takeover."

'Mommy, you'll never guess what. My hi-tech start-up just merged with a Fortune 500 company.'

"It turned into a hostile takeover once we saw their books."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

Fish and color

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

wealth investment

Dept. of the Treasury

Computer operator welding machine.

The United States' economy deflating.

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

41 Rounds of Layoffs Survived

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

'I think I found the problem.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

I don't like the looks of this.

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"