Corporate Mastermind T-Shirts

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I think you might need to start again."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

wealth investment

What can I play?

Dept. of the Treasury

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

The United States' economy deflating.

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"