Merch Lover Pillows

"If you like what I had to say, be sure to go online and buy some of my merch."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Archimedes statue with a lever

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Larry's Literary Market

"Which one's yours?"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Spider boy

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

SAGE (unknown model)

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

Psychiatry. Your disorientation is number 2248 in my psychiatry manual. You mean my daze is numbered?

Early Morning at Billingsgate Fish Market

Man Selling Bric-a-Brac in the Street

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

look dear... I bought two farmers

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

Man overloaded with samples

"Look how styles change. I've been asked to pose for Vogue."

Dirty greengrocer.

"Do you stock Zebra Take Down Weekly?"

Ladies Lingerie.