Meow Mixologists T-Shirts

'That book about brushing your cat's teeth...you should move it to the humor section.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Join me in a Martini?

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"An everything Martini, please."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Cats

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'The first cocktail.'