Menu Mixologist Gifts

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Steak Ted?'

Join me in a Martini?

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'The first cocktail.'

Rabbit Punch

"A bloody Martian, please."

Mediterranean Martini