Food And Beauty Mixologist Gifts

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Steak Ted?'

We'll have Manhattans...

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Join me in a Martini?

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Shake! Good Dog."

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Baloneystini

You're the olive in my martini

The Martini is invented.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'The first cocktail.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"A bloody Martian, please."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Rabbit Punch

Mediterranean Martini