Menu Evaluator Pillows

Add a touch of quirky charm to their home with cozy pillows that highlight their passion for menu evaluation. Perfect for the kitchen nook or living room, these pillows bring comfort and a fun flair.

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"'Market Price' isn't about the food. It's what we think we can charge YOU."

"'Market Price' isn't about the food. It's what we think we can charge YOU." mockup

"'Market Price' isn't about the food. It's what we think we can charge YOU."

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"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing." mockup

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

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'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?' mockup

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

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"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?" mockup

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

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"I'll have the Investigator's Special." mockup

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

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As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

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'I think I'll go home and eat'

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"Is the MSG local?"

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"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?" mockup

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

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"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu." mockup

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

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'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

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'Men order. . . women shop.'

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"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!" mockup

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

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'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.' mockup

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

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Fast Food Menu Selections

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'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.' mockup

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

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"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off." mockup

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

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"Anything but milk and cookies."

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'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?' mockup

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

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"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!" mockup

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

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"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food." mockup

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

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"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?" mockup

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

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'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.' mockup

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

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As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant. mockup

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

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Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup mockup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

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Coffee Menu

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"....and hold the garlic."

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"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu." mockup

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

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Coffee

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"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?" mockup

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

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'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.' mockup

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

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"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you." mockup

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

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'Whatever he's eating.'

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Menu Evaluator Pillows Collection

Menu Evaluator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the creative menu evaluator. Find the perfect humorous or thoughtful design to start their day with a smile.

Menu Evaluator Prints

Check out our spirited prints that celebrate the culinary critique. Perfect for decorating their space with humor and style, ideal for the creative eater in your life.

Menu Evaluator T-Shirts

Browse our fun and witty t-shirts, specially crafted for the creative menu enthusiast. Perfect for casual wear and showcasing their passion for culinary evaluation.