Menu Exploration Pillows

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Is the MSG local?"

Before/After

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"I come here for the pepper."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Pasta

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

'How is the water prepared?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Coffee Menu

Coffee

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'Whatever he's eating.'