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'Would you mind holding your breath while I have a cigarette?'

"Now, when I say the magic words 'I saw this interesting TED talk about...' You will fall into a deep sleep and remember nothing of our conversation."

"I don't know about you, but I'd given anything to become whole again."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"The overthinker"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Uptight End"

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Dreams I have had...

Desk sign reads: Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

DNA Analysis.

You are what you eat!

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Mental Health System Breakdown

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

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'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'