Mental State Observer Mugs

'I think I was better off when I was obsessive-compulsive.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Phrenological matrimonial bureau

"What's another word for evolution?"

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'

"Just as your family means a lot to you, Henderson, power means a lot to me.

Student to psychology teacher: 'Are we going to learn all the states? Like the state of contentment, state of being, and state of confusion? ...'

"You have an anti-addiction...everyone just hates you!"

'There goes ol' 'Dark Cloud' Bob again.'

'If you don't mind, my P.R. agent will sit in on this.'

"Looking at all the stars in the sky makes me feel cosmically mindful—all my earthly concerns meaningless in the breadth of what I now witness. I’d have a better view if the Lewises would cut down those useless pine trees... Curious if those damn things are on my property. I’ll call the town surveyor in the morning and see if I can get those stupid trees removed. I hate having neighbors..."

"Bipolar."

"One minute I was Chairman and Chief Executive of Mammon Industries, the next I'm the gallbladder in room 405."

"It took years of practice, but I can now maintain a credible caring expression while dealing with excruciating boredom. So what were you saying about your mother?"

'What's it like being number 400 I know at 399 it's pretty cool and prestigious to be part of the 300s,'

'You're limping -- you should visit your HMO.', 'I did -- they PRESCRIBED limping!'

"Sorry, Claudia, I don't hug any more."

'He hasn't been himself lately - let's hope it stays that way!'

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

"Why did you just blink?"

"No, he's not one of ours. Have you tried accounting?"

"He never has any stress but he is a carrier."

"That's why we got him. We wanted a director of security who was paranoid."

We process all information through our senses...