Human Condition Observer Mugs

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'Long shift?'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

Shark food pyramid.

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

The Human Condition

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

Spider watching his web cam.

Desert crawler following water

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

"I'm liking it already!"

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

"Natural selection in action."

Where the Wild things Aren't.