Human Connection Observer Mugs

"There was actually a little romance while Jim and I broke up. Our divorce lawyers fell in love."

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

'Let's arbitrate.'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Minimalism exhibition...

Where the Wild things Aren't.

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

You're right. It's not fear I smell but angst with a hint of regret.

'Have you noticed it, too?'

"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

Good Carp, Bad Carp

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

Under Cover of Darkness