Mental Health Worker Gifts

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Manic depression research centre.'

This man is obviously delusional - he thinks he should have a decent job and a good car like the rest of us.

'Oh, great! Now I'm depressed too!'

"The Garbers are people who have been through it all and survived."

Buttons: ANXIETY and PANIC.

Self-help group needs promoting to helping themselves to tea and biscuits

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

'Burnout.'

Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'

Don't be a loner. Log in to 50,000000 depressions on the internet.

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

'Is this you backpack, Sir?' 'You fool! Something like that could tip him over the edge.'

"Bad day?"

"Remember, you're only as sick as you feel."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

"Things are crazy around here. Can you call back after the full moon is over?"

"Welcome to the obsessive-compulsive hotline..."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

The anxiety came back, just as I knew it would.

"Joke's on her, I don't have a roommate."

"Anything wrong Lars? I've noticed that lately, your heart isn't into raping and pillaging!"

'My keeper cares - I'm captive bred!'

'Me name's Murphy, I'm Oirish and no cracks about couch potato.'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Inferiorty Complex.

Feeling lonely? Isolated? Call the loneliness helpline...

Psychiatry. I know I've lost touch with reality, but in my defense, reality started it.

"Impatient jerk!"

Something's gotta give! But what will it be? Choose at least one thing to sorely neglect...

"I watched a video today on how to worry about the coronavirus."

"Eating huge amounts of chocolate sometimes helps."

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"Westwood psychiatric group... How may I direct your cry for help?"

Lemming Drops