Mental Health Nurse Gifts

"Looks like the placebo has helped your depression!" "Great! Give me a double dose next time!"

'Snap out of it.'

"If we go next door there's a 'bobby on the beat'."

"If my bipolar symptoms become too severe, the doctors admit me to a hospital where I'm treated with medication and therapy until I become as boring as they are, then I'm sent home."

"This mental health budget is insane!"

Psych Ward. Psyched up. Psyched out.

Mental Hospital

Back in a tic.

"Oh, livin' la vida loca - What about you?"

"As you can see from his resistance to being forcibly injected with a cocktail of psychotropic drugs the patient is clearly psychotic."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

They hated me.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

America, are we learning anything?

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'