Mental Health Mogul Gifts

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Dog eat dog.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Newspaper suicide.

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'You've been killing files again.'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Savory Types

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'Get me public relations!'

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"