Mental Clarity T-Shirts

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"You left your demons here last week."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Go ahead and dissect me

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"I'm going on a retreat."

All we have in life is this moment...

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'Have you been working out?'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

The power of the brain

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"You have got to want to change."

"You must learn to let go."

Yogi back in 5.

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."