Memoirist With A Twist Pillows

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

I came, I saw, I partied!

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

K9 Authors.

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

I get my ideas on sale...

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

Eva Schloss

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."