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Tweet duel.

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

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Teenage Angst.

The Web is mightier than the sword.

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

"Maybe I'm too good a mentor."

'Don't worry, the first thirty years of teaching are the hardest.'

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

"My biggest strength would probably be my giant chicken legs."

Clown silencers.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

Bottom-Feeders

In need of a wash...

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'