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'Sanjay will be giving my report on 'OUTSOURCING'.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

God's Subcontractors

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"I learned early, if at first you don't succeed, delegate."

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

In and out, in and out, in and out...

"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'Impressive credentials - BA Columbia, MBA Harvard, stints as CFO and CEO at three major corporations - and what's this about being a bluesman?'

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

"This looks like a job for ... someone else."

"My management style is to hire good employees and then get out of the way while they work."

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

'Don't worry, the first thirty years of teaching are the hardest.'

Man with two in trays on his desk asks man with two out trays; 'Shouldn't one of those be mine?'

"Do you want the boss or somebody who knows what they are talking about?"

'Never put off till tomorrow what you can delegate today.'