Memelord Pillows

After losing his phone, Pete tried to stay connected through his calculator.

"Stop pouting, Randy. You've survived other Internet outages before."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Moo Out Loud

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Man with post it note

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

'Go home Daisy, the lions have got your spot!'

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

Working Holiday.

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

"I'd like a trigger warning."

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

'A bit of shush please, I'm about to write them a damn stiff memo!'