Memelord Pillows

'Please don't judge me by my youtube videos!'

After losing his phone, Pete tried to stay connected through his calculator.

Flip 4 ten commandments. #3 will shock you!

"Stop pouting, Randy. You've survived other Internet outages before."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Moo Out Loud

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

Man with post it note

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'Go home Daisy, the lions have got your spot!'

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Working Holiday.

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."