Meme Connoisseur Pillows

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"It's nothing personal. I just enjoyed your online presence better."

Trump Sides with Russia Against USA!

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

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"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Bert's dog training.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'He likes to power nap.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Night of the Latkes

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Farm Humor.

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

The Trojan Beagle.

Happy Hour

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'