Member Of Parliament Mugs

'Regular or not, sir, you can't claim this as your second home.'

Harold Wilson

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

"He tells it like it is."

Gordon Brown

Mentoring (in politics)

'Ha! I can see right through that!'

'Take a letter,'

'Take me to your backbenchers.'

Jacob Rees-Mogg

Tony Blair

"As most MPs are lawyers that should give you a clue as to the mess we are in!"

"As your new MP I promise to always tell you the truth. My campaign was a tissue of lies."

'I don't care if you have brought peanuts...you can't feed the MPs...'

"They're worried that the most difficult jobs will be filled by the least competent..." HOUSE OF COMMONS

Parliament returns after 5 week break: "You must be exhaused after your four weeks researchign fishing quota management systems in the Bahamas."

Thanks to my wife for her unstinting Support

'This food and drug regulation is causing my constituents nausea and vomiting.'

Mice in the Commons

Poor chap has just been selected as a Labour candidate for the next election.

"We've had a vote and decided not to have a vote."

David Davis MP

Theresa May's Brexit Deal

House of Commons: Dress Down Friday

Babies in the House of Commons

"Be nice to everyone you bully on the way up because you might need to bully them on the way down."

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

"I realised it was time to resign when I stopped voting for myself."

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

"I try not to look at the polls."

William Gladstone, reported to stand as a candidate in oxford

A chance meeting in westminster hall

Newly Married M.P. and his Wife

Gladstone forgoes the ministerial dinner, it is suggested because he doesn't want to meet his constituents

'Of course Members of Parliament should have term limits -- We kings only get to serve one term!'