Parliament Members Mugs

A sunny afternoon at the old politician's home.

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

Plain English group.

"All those in favor Retweet."

'Take a letter,'

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

Mice in the Commons

Br... No Exit

Structure of American Corporations

'That damn racial scandal.'

How To Spot A Politician

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'I would like to forward a motion to end this ceaseless bleating of idiots.'

Theresa May's ignores a stab in the back.

"When my distinguished colleague refers to the will of the 'people,' does he mean his 'people,' or my 'people'?"

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"