Parliamentarian Mugs

Melvyn Bragg.

'Do we have a quorum?'

Snooze Mogg

'How did they know he was lying?'

'I would like to forward a motion to end this ceaseless bleating of idiots.'

"The PM plans to ennobble him."

"When my distinguished colleague refers to the will of the 'people,' does he mean his 'people,' or my 'people'?"

"No. Thanks!"

Don Pasquale sitting

"Can you let me have some more promises? We seem to have broken these ones. . ."

Theresa May's Brexit Deal

Nicola Sturgeon

"Let me remind the House that virtue signalling and selective indignation fall well within the remit of the chair."

Two mice at a bar: 'They've got a new Speaker in the House of Commons.'

Politician sends man spinning.

Why's the opposition so incompetent?

Commons Christmas Traditions

"In order to be a better mirror of society, we feel parliament should have more overweight female members with a wardrobe deficiency."

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'

Where's the damn little hammer? Gilles Duceppe's separatism card.

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

'Oh yeah, you'd be surprised at the people who get tattoos nowadays.'

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

I didn't know there WAS a Mrs. Speaker....

'...and I for one do not share the disdain for the London Olympic mascots, Mr. Speaker!'

House of parliament - May contain nuts.

Schengen

British savings accounts

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Good boy."