Melons Mugs

Red Letter Days - The Lover of Melons

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Ball as water-melon.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"Why didn't we think of that?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

365 Lemonade Stand

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'I need a jump!'

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"We have a favor to ask."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

Sugar Fix.

'A Fucking Drink'

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'My kids don't understand me.'