Lemonade Mugs

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Opportunity to demonstrate optimistic attitude

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Rest assured that your information will not be shared. Now, where can I e-mail the receipt?'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'My kids don't understand me.'

Ice Cold Lemonade - Going out of business sale!

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

'I don't actually have lemonade here. This is where I sell 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchises.'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'I drink to forget.'

'I understand that none of you have been patronizing Prince Billy's lemonade stand....'

'After I got money for my last baby tooth, I knew I needed a new income stream.'

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

"The only lemons we use now are to flavor the rim of your espresso."

Eskimo child sells lemonade icees in the arctic north.

"I lost my job at the lemonade stand. I got squeezed out."

"The state 'Lemon Law' does not apply to me."

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"The complaint department is next door."

'Alright, you've had enough. Time to pay the tab.'

Tired of waiting in endless lines at the neighborhood lemonade stand?

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Boy opens a casino next to a lemonade stand.

'You want that to go?'