Lemon Mugs

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Ball as water-melon.

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"Why didn't we think of that?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I need a jump!'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

365 Lemonade Stand

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

Sugar Fix.

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

Blackjack: free lemonade!

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'My kids don't understand me.'

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'This should increase our business.'

"We'll be too big to fail!"

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

'Can't you squeeze me in?'