Melody In The Deep Fan Gifts

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

Sunbathing in Autumn

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Indian summer.

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Marine Band

Dolphin Music

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."

"'How does this make me feel?' For what you charge an hour - you should be able to tell me."

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

Like Other Legendary Brits, Young Eric Clapton Discovered His Destiny Quite By Accident.

Hello October

'It's our anniversary... make it two toppings.'

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"Surprise!"

'Happy Autumn!'

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."