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Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Centaur Forward

Egyptian Football

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Watching the football.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Men can show their emotions!

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Football

Teenage Angst.

Football player taking the ball home.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.