Rule-bending Soccer Fan T-Shirts

"I know I can't use hands, but no one said anything about teeth."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Mohamed Salah

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Centaur Forward

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Playing pig

Egyptian Football

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Football Accident.

Spot the fur ball.

Football/Soccer bubbles

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Hands in same position from birth to death.

Stop with racism in sport!

FIFA 2006 head-butt affair

"Jim was a model Dad".

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

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