Melody-driven Soccer Fan Prints

Football fan

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Mohamed Salah

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Egyptian Football

Centaur Forward

Watching the football.

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

Football

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Men can show their emotions!

Teenage Angst.

Football player taking the ball home.