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"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

D.I.Y with dad.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

The Salmon Fisherman

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

The Specimen Hunter

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Caution Fragile

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'